Coffee Baristas are almost artists in a sense — the crafty way of mixing the ingredients, preparing the coffee, and of course, drawing something on the foam for those pesky customers who dare make custom requests. Like someone who ordered this Kirby Latte — or maybe it’s Boo Latte. Probably some Brooklyn hipster looking to up his hipster game.
Imagine a pixelated Max Payne 2D side scroller. On the NES. Blasting though drug dealers, corrupt cops, and criminals of all sorts. That’s the Max Payne NES version, and it’s just as bad ass. Remember to blow the cartridge before you slot that sucker into your NES.
Luigi turned to Mario, stuttering, “Shit Mario, how are we gonna get home?”. Mario mumbled something. “What?” said Luigi, trying to decode Mario’s babel. “What you say, homes?”, Luigi repeated.
“I said call fucking Toad!”, Mario erupted, and went back to sleep.
Rockstar knows a thing or two about selling their games: lots of action, cool dudes, hot babes, and sex. Who wouldn’t wanna play a game with all those ingredients. This Max Payne 3 billboard in Downtown LA has the three key ingredients to be a Rockstar billboard: main character looking scruffy and tense: check! Bad guy with a weapon: check! Hot chick: check!
Minecraft meets Up, that’s pretty much how we can describe this wonderful Minecraft creation paying homage to Pixar’s Up. Got any favorite Minecraft recreations? Share them in the comments section!
Crossing video game characters, or at least, making them look more like some of the common faces we see today, isn’t new. But we still like this Luigi concept done by artist Gareth Haskell, who gave Mario’s sidekick a darker, edgier look. Which kinda makes him look like Hugh Laurie, the actor portraying the all-knowing Dr. from House MD.
Despite it being a inanimate object, despite not having any personality, no dialogue, no face or human qualities, the Portal Companion Cube is still one of the most beloved video game “characters” out there. Despite being a just a cube.
For all of Mario’s heroics, he just can’t seem to find a decent safe house for the princess. All he ever needs to do is get a decoy — something the comic strip at Nerf Now figured out.
Grand Theft Auto game covers are known for pushing the limits. Pokemon covers, not so much. This Grand Theft Auto meets Pokemon mashup really makes us wish something like this existed. If you can’t catch ‘em all, at least you can kill some hookers…
Xbox Live, the magical place in online gaming where 12-year olds call each other “faggot”, is always ready for a joke here at DigitalBattle. So here’s another Xbox Live joke: you know the guy who keeps telling you he did you mom when playing Modern Warfare 3? He probably looks like this.
See also: Even Girls Are Mean on Xbox Live
Thanks to Toby for sending this one in!