The original Fable made jaunting through towns and cities memorable due to the reactions of the common people. Defend them and they hold you up as a paragon of virtue, applauding your presence and falling in love with you quite often. The more evil and dastardly you become the more they loathe you. They often boo and hurl insults. Here’s where you come in. Lionhead is looking for a good jibe to replace their classic ‘Arseface’. Get your insults warmed up and submit a few on the forums. If they’re good enough (and relatively non-offensive) they might even make it into the game. Unfortunately for Monty Python fans, people have already suggested everything from the French Castle scene of the Holy Grail, so you’ll have to come up with something original.