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Top Fanboy Nightmares

April 5th, 2008

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This article on Videogamer.com takes a look at what would cause major nightmares in fanboys. As humorous as it is, the article does raise some hair-raising thoughts, some of which include Samus Aran as being a man in drag and Sony beginning to charge for online play. But this is the best:

9. Nintendo releases a real-world Mario FPS

In a drastic move away from fantastical Mario video games, Nintendo releases a Mario FPS. The game is set in the modern day with Mario now a young detective whose father is killed by notorious crime lord Bowser. In a tale of revenge Mario has to fight his way deep into the criminal underworld until he comes face to face with his father’s murderer and can deliver payback, Italian style. It’s an adults only title because of its strong language, sexual content and extreme violence. Mario fans would never be the same again.

What would give you nightmares?

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