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Roly Poly Cannon–I Don’t Care If They’re Cute, They Die.

February 18th, 2009



It’s a new and interesting game that’s made its way to us from Johnny K this time around, folks—isn’t it great how we can get all these new and interesting games gratis?  Sometimes I wonder if there’s another shoe waiting to drop—ah well.  Today’s game of choice is called Roly Poly Cannon, a fairly simple game that’ll take only seconds to learn, but mastering it might well take days.

Insidious Roly Poly Bugs have taken up residence throughout your little world, and it’s up to you, armed only with a cannon and time-delay explosive projectiles, to blast, burn, drown or impale these smug little squatters.  Some might say it’s wrong to kill tiny adorable insects with high explosives…but if this is wrong, well, I don’t want to be right.

Granted, this is just another variant on the “ragdoll-cannon” theme, but it’s a fun variant nonetheless.  And the price is definitely right on a game that’ll let you kill some time for a few minutes of fun.  Add in a quick mental exercise figuring out all those angles and force quantities to blast those bugs away and you’ll have a pleasant time on the super cheap.

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