You ever have one of those days?  Your toast is burnt, your milk’s gone sour, you get cut off in traffic, your boss is a complete…fill in the blank…you know, one of THOSE days!

For those times when you wish that the world only had one throat (thank you, Al Bundy!), belly up to the Newgrounds bar and get yourself a sweet hot dose of Deadpile Rampage.

It’s a plot unto itself, as you use a variety of weapons to blast open a series of rampaging faceless minions and stack the bodies like cordwood.  It’s not about how many you kill, or how many shots you fire…it’s all about how high you can stack the bodies.

Seriously, that’s the big objective.  You don’t score points for kills, you score points for DEPTH OF BODY COUNT.  I took a ten-minute test drive on this beastie and wound up with a whole four foot deep pile.  And I had only begun to scratch the surface.  It was hard to believe the sheer bloodthirstiness of this game.  I was vaguely repulsed by it, but man, if I were torqued while playing, it would be an incredible tension release.

And that’s probably the best way to describe this–it’s a fantastic tension release. You shoot drifts of people. You stack them up.  You keep blasting them WHILE standing on the top of your corpse heap.  if that’s all you want in a game then you’ll get everything you want.  Otherwise, Deadpile Rampage will not be your cup of tea.