God had ordained today to be the day when we gamers could dance to disco and stomp around on the map as a giant Stalin. But alas, it was not meant to be: Stalin vs. Martians has been unexpectedly delayed until later this month “due to the long march across the Siberian tundra.” Damn you Siberia!

"A dictator is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to," said Mezmer executive producer Tom Soderlund.

The game is described as an “arcade RTS” and is said to be the “perfect choice for anyone who just hates the strategy genre.”

Below is a video from the game. You know you want it! Now, disco!