You might think that writing a review of Monopoly would easily be regarded as a total waste of time. It’s not like everybody reading this hasn’t played it in one format or another for the better than fifty years that it’s been in existence, right? Well, maybe not EVERYBODY reading this—there’s always those one or two folks who’ll surprise you that haven’t gotten around to Monopoly yet.
But this review isn’t JUST for them. Because the recent release of Monopoly on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, among others, has new and interesting features that bear discussing. First, you may well be amazed to learn that there have been over a DOZEN different releases of Monopoly to home game systems. The game features multiple boards, including futuristic properties, the original classic, a board devoted entirely to sugary treats and another exclusively comprised of types of cheese. You’d never believe that you could build a hotel on Roquefort and charge a hundred bucks to take possession of it. I guess that’s just the kind of thing Monopoly’s always been—whether you were out to buy Baltic Avenue, Times Square, or the Death Star, it was always about the possibilities. Certain “house rules” variants are also in play, allowing you to somewhat tailor your Monopoly experience.
Oh, and even more interesting, this version of Monopoly includes a version called The Richest. The Richest is actually a fairly complex game played without cash. Instead, players engage in a series of minigames that allows them to determine how many of their tokens are placed on the Monopoly board. If the property you land on is unclaimed, you take possession. If the property is owned, you must hand over one of your properties in exchange, or possibly more if the property is part of a monopoly or if it’s been developed. The winner is the person with the highest value land portfolio at the end of a set number of rounds.
Monopoly is always fun for a few minutes, and the addition of this new mode adds to the replay value. This is probably even more fun as a party game, but it’s not without its flaws. Yes, it’s just Monopoly. That’s it. New versions aside, you’re not going to get much in the way of innovation here. And worse yet, unless I missed it, there aren’t any online capabilities with this game. How on earth can you NOT be able to play Monopoly online? Isn’t that part of why we invented the Internet in the first place? So we can play obscure board games with people in other lands?
Someone get Al Gore on the phone!
Anyway…it’s true. This is Monopoly in all its glory. New versions add to the fun, but the original is still the best. There’s absolutely no reason why you wouldn’t enjoy five or ten minutes with this virtually any time you loaded it into your system of choice. Chances are this won’t keep you up all night or playing for hours or desperate for another Red Bull to keep you sufficiently jacked up to play, but still—there’s plenty of fun to be had here. Sure, it would’ve been better if I could’ve made it a party game any time I wanted by hooking up the broadband…but you can’t have everything, I guess.