Wow, Nintendo–this might be a new low, even for you. First you had the nerve to release the original Resident Evil on the Gamecube with basically just enhanced difficulty and call it Resident Evil Zero. And now, you step it up a tick by releasing the original Resident Evil on the Wii with basically just enhanced graphics and calling it Resident Evil Archives.
Seriously, this is the second time you’ve rereleased a game from 1996 and called it good enough. Is there no limit?
But okay, you’ve done it, and now we have to live with it, so off I go, to review Resident Evil. Again. Thanks, Big N. Thanks ever so.
Resident Evil Archives is about a group of special forces types, the S.T.A.R.S (Special Tactics And Rescue Service) team, who’s gone off to investigate a rash of murders out in the wilds of the Arklay Mountains area just outside of Raccoon City. And when the S.T.A.R.S team doesn’t report in, Alpha Team is sent in to track them down. What they find is nothing short of horrifying, as genetically altered mutations now rule the Arklay Mountains region. When Alpha Team takes cover in a sprawling mansion after being chased by a pack of mutant dogs, they discover that their night of horror has only just begun. Now missing nearly half the team, the remnants of Alpha Team have to find out what happened to everyone else and get out alive, in the process discovering the truth behind what’s going on in the Arklay Mountains.
It’s no secret that the original Resident Evil was the start of something amazing. It’s no secret that Resident Evil was a spectacularly fun game and if you’ve never had the pleasure of trying it out then you definitely should. And I’ll even go so far as to admit that the Wii version really does have loads better graphics. I only WISH the original Resident Evil looked this good. But I’ve got serious problems with Resident Evil Archives.
One, there’s the obvious. i really question the value of this game’s existence to begin with. Considering that the PS2 is fully backward compatible with the PS1, and the PS2 is still selling like hotcakes, why would you need the Wii to play it in the first place? This just reeks of massive sleazy cash grab.
Two, holy hell, the CONTROLS. I don’t know where the nunchuk’s major malfunction was, but when it’s taking me a good three minutes to try to push the bureau into position in that damn sculpture room so I can snag the first floor map, I’ve got a serious problem here, and I don’t think it’s an issue of my own fine motor skills.
Three, there’s something very seriously wrong with the difficulty here. I run into that first zombie, just off the dining room? My first response has always been to back into the hall so I can line up my shot. And I’m firing into this thing in as rapid a fashion as possible, but it just shambles up and starts chewing on me. Next thing I know, I’m down two-thirds of my starting ammo capacity and my EKG’s blinking at me that I need a health powerup and bad. Since when do these zombies absorb fire like that? Oh, and you can forget about trying to take head shots. That’s all apparently randomized now, even if you could get it to aim solidly.
So all things considered, this is a great game for anyone who hasn’t yet had the sweet joy of Resident Evil and longs to see it in brilliant clarity but not necessarily with the greatest control scheme. If you’ve got a Playstation, or a PS2, or you’ve already played Resident Evil, there’s no reason at all to crawl through the Archives.
