Imagine a 1930s gangster version Super Mario. Where Mario wears shirt suspenders. Where Bowser is not only kidnapping Princess Poach, but running liquor across the border as well. And in this version, Peach is probably a stripper.

Imagine if there was a Super Mario anime. And that it was made by Studio Ghibli. This is probably how it would end up looking.

If you’re playing NBA2K 12, and if you’re a Lakers fan, you’re probably playing as Kobe Bryant a lot. And just like Kobe does in real life, you’re probably shooting the ball a lot. In which case, you might be interested in this badly-Photoshopped PlayStation 3 controller with only one button: shoot.

Video games are our religion. This is how our “The Last Supper” would look like. Modeled after the famous Leonardo da Vinci painting, this version replaces one type of religious figures with another type of religious figures — if you ask us gamers, at least. Although, we are surprised not to find any contemporary video game figures.

We’ve previously reported on Soul Calibur 5 and its racy advertisements, but if you thought that the game limited its controversy to advertising, think again. Soul Calibur 5 features a character customization feature, and as the video shows above, you can add a huge penis to one of the characters in the game. Why? We dunno. Perhaps Namco is pushing the limits of what a game can display. As if the Soul Calibur series isn’t doing that already…

Someone found this guy in front of a Taco Bell restaurant. Playing Mario Kart 64. In the parking lot. On a large screen. Chances of this guy being high? Pretty high.

We’ve seen gaming soaps before — soaps designed to look like our favorite gaming characters, or gaming devices, or something else gaming related. DigitalSoaps, makers of all sorts of hand-crafted soaps, have outdone themselves this time with their newest release: soaps made to look like old GameBoy cartridges, complete with their own plastic containers and labels. You can buy the above pack of 4 soaps for $21 at Etsy.

When it comes to the most disrespected game companies in the world, Zynga tops the list by far. But for its investors, Zynga is a pretty good deal: the company recently went public and is worth about $9.5 billion. Now, according to an SEC filing, Zynga founder Mark Pincus is looking to unload $200 million worth of Zynga shares. He’s not the only Zynga executive looking to get paid: senior executives John Schappert and Dave Wehner are looking to sell about $50 million each as well. Zynga stock dropped about 2.5 percent after the news of the stock unloading was revealed.

Heavy Rain is one of the must-have games for any PlayStation 3 owner, but even the best games come with the occasional bug. Check out this ending which was made hilarious by a crazy bug in the game. Warning: spoilers.